As some of you may have already noticed by reading any of my blogs, most of them Involve some sort of half-assed wikipedia research. So, as not to disappoint, I have some interesting information regarding the mythological creature the Satyr.
What I have learned from my extensive Internet research is that Satyr's are gross. Basically, if a Satyr had a personal add in some sort of ancient Greek newspaper it would have looked something like this.
Young, sexually inappropriate goat man seeks dirty relationship with any creature of the opposite sex. On any given day you could find me stroking my goaty goaty horns, or balancing a wine glass on my uncontrollable erection.
Dislikes: Clothes, Decency
Likes: Horns, Wine glasses, Uncontrollable erections.
Now, this blog may seem a tad gauche, and inappropriate but I believe it's important that people don't think that Satyr's are some cute little
mister Tumnusesque creatures. They should be feared, and steered cleared of.
In more pressing news (if there can be more pressing news than that of Satyr tyranny). Our first of three ep's is being released in merely 10 days. This is exciting.
We are going to be playing shows coming up soon (doubly exciting), and we may be making some videos in the near future (sold exclusively on HD DVD).
For more
half truths and misinformed ramblings stay tuned to more blogentia.
Satyrically yours
Jason
ps. for some reason there are weird a's with lines over them after many of my paragraphs. This seems odd. If you know why or would like to chat about them, please post a comment pertaining to this matter.
