So I disappeared from the blogging world for over a year to travel the vast expanses of my living room. I have compiled my discoveries into a comprehensive list.
1. Vacuuming and sweeping are not the same thing
2. An activated oven element by any other name burns your skin just as easily
3. It's only 9 days until Quinzmas
4. Traveling to Singapore by plane takes pretty much exactly as long as traveling to Vancouver by 1984 GMC Vandura.
5. Kraft Dinner (tm) must always have sriracha sauce on it (pardon the spelling)
6. It's only 9 days until Quinzmas?
7. Wicker is the strongest and most resilient substance on the planet (unsubstantiated as of right now)
8. I am currently looking around the room trying to figure out number 8 (eight)
9. It's only 9 days until Quinzmas.
10. What was that number 9?
9 (reprise). QUINZMAS IS IN 9 DAYS!
Please stay tuned for a fascinating blog on how Quinzmas 2012 may or may not involve John Cusack...
or was it Joan.
I always get them confused...
Jason
